- Your hairdresser doesn’t wash and clean your rear end
- You don’t go for eight (8) weeks without washing or brushing your hair
- Your hairdresser doesn’t have to give you a Sanitary trim
- Your hairdresser doesn’t have to clean your ears
- Your hairdresser doesn’t have to remove the boogies from your eyes
- You sit still for your hairdresser
- Your haircut doesn’t include a manicure and pedicure
- Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head
- You don’t bite or scratch your hairdresser
- The likelihood of you pooping on the hairdresser is pretty slim
Author Unknown… I found this in one of my many magazines on animals and found it funny because it’s true.
